Monday, 15 February 2010

sexy madonna

Sexy Madonna is world famous star and a very kind kind woman who like to help good causes and oppressed people like gypsies.

i meet her when she in romania on last tour and she get booed off stage after telling crowd of 60,000 in Bucharest as part of her ongoing Sticky & Sweet world tour everything i had told her about how much we poor Roma gypsies are repressed

but sexy madonna is very mystical as well as kind sex goddess. she very wise and willing to learn from poor gypsy like me and so invite me to her mansion to show her all what i had told her about mystical gypsy Feng Shui.

Oh Vey! her mansion was full of clutter and mess. she have all the wrong energies in wrong parts of house. I could see how much it was draining her and was surely going to bring on bad disease on her. So she implored me, even offered me big fee to help her and i so have now turned mansion into minimalist style


And lucky enough cousin ganif was working outside tarmacing her drive, so i suggest to sexy madonna that she pay him to take all clutter belongings away and was able to clear all in his big truck

Well since i know sexy madonna is so kind and generous toward gypsies i think it better to auction her stuff on this blog.

all money of course going to madam yentas charity

Please be generous this is rare chance to own many personnel items owned by sexy madonna

lot no 1 is sexy madonna bra with pointy conical tits



many men have eyes poked out with pointy bra

it worth fortune but even better to own knowing sexy madonnas pointy tits was inside.

who will start the bidding????

lot no 2 is 2nd hand sexy madonna little black baby



this rare chance to own world famous out of africa black baby. needs new owner that doesnt mind clutter and noisy baby in house that is bad for feng shui

who will start bidding?

lot no 3 is large barrel of sexy madonna wrinkle cream for face



this amazing stuff and can make any 60 yr old look almost like 40 year old



who will make offer for 1 week supply / 42 gallon barrel of sexy madonna anti wrinkle cream?

lot no 4 i have it here in suitcase, but keep it hush hush

lookey lookey





these are proper sexy madonna big muscle anabolic steroids

see how well it work for sexy madonna



who will start bidding?

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