Elvis was King - of the gypsies - TRUE!

Yes! Believe it or not Elvis was a gypsy.

We know this to be true because it say so in the UK Gypsy Roma Traveler History Month Magazine.

Thanks to help of £70,000 of taxpayers' money, we have carefully researched late singer's ancestors who as turns out were were Sinti, German gypsies who emigrated to America in the early 18th century. Also Elvis mother Gladys maiden name was Smith, a surname used by many British Romanies.

And for 1st time we can reveal previously unknown Elvis album

only available from Madam Yenta Enterprises, po box 42, gypsy camp south, Romania

FOR 10 .DOLERS ONLY! SPECIAL INTRODUCTORY OFFER - NORMAL PRICE 30 .DOLERS




Be first to own limited edition collectors Elvis album, it is sure investment for future.

As for you dear trix, you know i tell truth

lookey lookey



elvis wear king of gypsy clothes, so you know he is real gypsy and i telling honest truth, do not have SUSPICIOUS MINDS.

if you order straight away trix i will have gypsy elvis album delivered in cousin ganifs truck to your door but remember there is no RETURN TO SENDER.



do not worry about delivery price, please please Don't Think Twice, It's All Right :D


lookey lookey - here is gypsy cousin ganif working in back of gypsy food truck delivery van



he is famous for his burgers

LOOKEY LOOKEY

madam yenta have rare gypsy Elvis DVD for sale too. This rare dvd made by elvis specially to raise funds for his poor gypsy clan.





included on dvd is elvis no1 hit Vey Down

special introductory price of only $50 d.dollars

get it while it hot

O my lovely big schlub trix you are being taken care of by top professionals like me and cousin ganif. You have also won competition with expensive raffle ticket you bought.

so you are only lucky winner in whole wide world and have once in lifetime chance to meet dead Elvis Ghost up in graveyard in Memphis. I have bus ticket bought for you and cousin ganif has kindly agreed to guard my dear trixs trailer and all your possessions while you gone. I, of course will meet you up in old Memphis graveyard for seance when my plane come in.

see for yourself Elvis ghost