madam yentas prestige car taxis

Madam Yentas Prestige Cars is a well established, professional taxi service based all over europe. Our clean, smoking taxis provide a reliable, friendly service to transport you in comfort.

We will provide transport to or from any Home, Airport, railway station, office or shopping centre. We have suited drivers all with advanced driving skills with excellent working knowledge of Romania and all European Countries.

All our cars are fitted with the highest specification, including leather interior and Air Conditioning. They are regularly maintained to keep them up to the required standard.

All of our vehicles & drivers are licensed by the Royal Borough of Bucharest This includes a criminal records disclosure to ascertain whether they have a clean record.

Here is selection of our best vehicles.....



enjoy guided tour of any European city in our air conditioned taxis





Stop for best quality romanian food cooked to your liking



or enjoy the new drive thru american fast food chain



or take time and enjoy leisurely tour in with personnel rickshaw service




or enjoy best quality in country with tour in presidential car



(that is president waving)

with romanian secret service car following. Or just join them to leisurely smoke



Go for shopping trip in romanias newest hypermarket



we have beautiful woman to marry



for those with less rupples to spend we have budget cabs front seat only - with extra special deal for people who want visit farmers market



also we have modern 5 star hotels all rooms have satellite tv and en-suite bathrooms



for those who like rustic lifestyle we have quaint country cottages, again satellite and modern amenities are available



for men who like a bit of hanky panky on visit we have

LIVE SEX SHOW

please speak to parents on bench if wish to purchase girl as wife

sexy madonna

Sexy Madonna is world famous star and a very kind kind woman who like to help good causes and oppressed people like gypsies.

i meet her when she in romania on last tour and she get booed off stage after telling crowd of 60,000 in Bucharest as part of her ongoing Sticky & Sweet world tour everything i had told her about how much we poor Roma gypsies are repressed

but sexy madonna is very mystical as well as kind sex goddess. she very wise and willing to learn from poor gypsy like me and so invite me to her mansion to show her all what i had told her about mystical gypsy Feng Shui.

Oh Vey! her mansion was full of clutter and mess. she have all the wrong energies in wrong parts of house. I could see how much it was draining her and was surely going to bring on bad disease on her. So she implored me, even offered me big fee to help her and i so have now turned mansion into minimalist style


And lucky enough cousin ganif was working outside tarmacing her drive, so i suggest to sexy madonna that she pay him to take all clutter belongings away and was able to clear all in his big truck

Well since i know sexy madonna is so kind and generous toward gypsies i think it better to auction her stuff on this blog.

all money of course going to madam yentas charity

Please be generous this is rare chance to own many personnel items owned by sexy madonna

lot no 1 is sexy madonna bra with pointy conical tits



many men have eyes poked out with pointy bra

it worth fortune but even better to own knowing sexy madonnas pointy tits was inside.

who will start the bidding????

lot no 2 is 2nd hand sexy madonna little black baby



this rare chance to own world famous out of africa black baby. needs new owner that doesnt mind clutter and noisy baby in house that is bad for feng shui

who will start bidding?

lot no 3 is large barrel of sexy madonna wrinkle cream for face



this amazing stuff and can make any 60 yr old look almost like 40 year old



who will make offer for 1 week supply / 42 gallon barrel of sexy madonna anti wrinkle cream?

lot no 4 i have it here in suitcase, but keep it hush hush

lookey lookey



these are proper sexy madonna big muscle anabolic steroids

see how well it work for sexy madonna



who will start bidding?

Elvis was King - of the gypsies - TRUE!

Yes! Believe it or not Elvis was a gypsy.

We know this to be true because it say so in the UK Gypsy Roma Traveler History Month Magazine.

Thanks to help of £70,000 of taxpayers' money, we have carefully researched late singer's ancestors who as turns out were were Sinti, German gypsies who emigrated to America in the early 18th century. Also Elvis mother Gladys maiden name was Smith, a surname used by many British Romanies.

And for 1st time we can reveal previously unknown Elvis album

only available from Madam Yenta Enterprises, po box 42, gypsy camp south, Romania

FOR 10 .DOLERS ONLY! SPECIAL INTRODUCTORY OFFER - NORMAL PRICE 30 .DOLERS




Be first to own limited edition collectors Elvis album, it is sure investment for future.

As for you dear trix, you know i tell truth

lookey lookey



elvis wear king of gypsy clothes, so you know he is real gypsy and i telling honest truth, do not have SUSPICIOUS MINDS.

if you order straight away trix i will have gypsy elvis album delivered in cousin ganifs truck to your door but remember there is no RETURN TO SENDER.



do not worry about delivery price, please please Don't Think Twice, It's All Right :D


lookey lookey - here is gypsy cousin ganif working in back of gypsy food truck delivery van



he is famous for his burgers

LOOKEY LOOKEY

madam yenta have rare gypsy Elvis DVD for sale too. This rare dvd made by elvis specially to raise funds for his poor gypsy clan.





included on dvd is elvis no1 hit Vey Down

special introductory price of only $50 d.dollars

get it while it hot

O my lovely big schlub trix you are being taken care of by top professionals like me and cousin ganif. You have also won competition with expensive raffle ticket you bought.

so you are only lucky winner in whole wide world and have once in lifetime chance to meet dead Elvis Ghost up in graveyard in Memphis. I have bus ticket bought for you and cousin ganif has kindly agreed to guard my dear trixs trailer and all your possessions while you gone. I, of course will meet you up in old Memphis graveyard for seance when my plane come in.

see for yourself Elvis ghost

madam yenta see all and know all.

see terrible terrible sad news. husband ask for card reading on saturday night, cards turn over and say he will die before next new moon.

oh vey! he so young and fit, it will be terrible terrible loss for all.

the children will all miss him especially his own ones.

they will all have to beg hard to raise the extra money for my new caravan

please forum, all donations are welcome $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

this terrible, 4th husband to pass away.

madam yenta going to need new husband for marriage 3 days after old husband body roasted.

again the cards show strange turning -NEW HUSBAND IS MAN ON THESE BLOGS.

OH VEY!

WHO?

madam yentas blind charity appeal

PLEASE HELP ITS NOT FUN BEING BLIND ESPECIALLY AT DARK TIME OF YEAR

madam yentas blind charity knows this and needs to raise many many many dollars.

"how can i help?" you may ask ownself

well, we need volunteers, kind people who have reached into hearts and decided to feel better by helping less fortunate persons. all volunteers will be given following


white stick; sunglasses; charity collection box; blind id card:

I SPLIT PROCEEDS 50/50 WITH EACH VOLUNTEER

who is noble generous charitable persons on blogs who will help madam yentas xmas blind charity appeal???

madam yentas earthquake appeal

PLEASE HELP EARTHQUAKE APPEAL

We all know what terrible terrible disaster earth quake is. A country and its people who have lost everything need help, basic things like food water and shelter. Your kindness and charity can help avoid worst disaster in human history.

OH VEY!!!!!!! CARDS SAY THIS MAJOR EARTH QUAKE IS GOING TO HAPPEN SOON
Cards say ROMANIA going to be hit with major earth quake sometime soon.

you can help to avoid this being worst tragedy ever in human history by donating generously now.

your kind donations will save many lives of poor gypsy children through evacuation to other European countries.

Please send money in envelope or box to Madam Yentas earth quake appeal. po box 42, gypsy camp west, Romania.

madam yentas Postal Gold for Cash!!"!!

have you got piles of cash lying around that you no longer need?

well, heres your chance to turn that cash into REAL GOLD

YES! REAL GOLD can be yours

















Simply, fill your unwanted cash into an envelope or box and mail it to Madam Yentas, pm box 23, gypsy camp avenue, mylesfruma nowhereia, romania.

we will then value your cash and send you your REAL GOLD within 24 hours

Mr and Mrs O'Theck from Handy Town were so delighted the sent this testimony----
"i had a stash of unwanted cash, so i sent it off to madam yentas postal gold for cash and within 7 days i was a hell of a lot richer with a large pile of real 16cwt REAL GOLD
Its so pure that i have to keep it in the fridge as it tarnishes at room temperate according to the guarantee


SO DONT MISS BIG CHANCE TO TURN YOUR UNWANTED CASH INTO SOMETHING MORE VALUABLE AND SHINY
















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THIS IS SUREST INVESTMENT FOR FUTURE SO ACT QUICK -
CASH INTO ENVELOPE AND GO GO GOL GOLD!!!!