madam yenta have great news for all. just today french govt contact me and give me contract to sell Eiffel Tower on
LOOKEY LOOKEY! this world famous attraction could be in your own garden
lookey lookey at beautiful views from Eiffel tower
I will throw these beautiful views in as extra so you can see them when you put tower in your own garden
you will need to send shekles to madam yentas own banking scheme
This is Poisson the bossy little man who bought it from me first many years ago
he took it really really bad when he found out the er contract wasnt fully legal due to some small print
he started to blame jews for everything, blame gypsies, blame everyone! oh vey! he got a gang together and invaded france demanding tower back he went on a terrible terrible rampage because of being trolled over tower.
he really was the king of butthurt
now you too can own this big metal piece of history
lookey lookey - many happy owners all over world of eiffel tower
including Romania
just think you could be coolest people in your own 'hood by having eiffel tower just beside your house
make bids now, dont be slow!!!
who will make offer for this once in lifetime deal?
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