Sunday, 18 April 2010

star drek

Space:

The Final Frontier.

These are the voyages of the starship Gelterprise.

It's continuing mission: To explore strange new worlds...

To seek out new life, and new civilizations...

To Boldly Go Where No Jew Has Gone Before and lend money to aliens.

moon for sale -on oh vEy bay

after all these years my cousin Lignar, the owner of the moon has decided to sell it

cousin Lignar visit the moon and plant flag of jewish gypsy there first. long long before american man try to claim it, such chutzpah!



LOOKEY LOOKEY! here is all the proof you need










so therefore he own moon and now want to sell it via yenta on oh vEy bay

this is best real estate potentail ever and be surest investment for lucky owner

SPECIAL OFFER!!!!

for 3 days only, buy 1 moon get box of matzos for HALF PRICE

yes you read it right thats HALF PRICE!

offer only available to lucky new owner of moon in sky




i have a full moon and a half moon both for sale, obviously full moon is twice the price than half moon im keeping new moon until it worth more.

i have arrangement with someone called Houston who specialise in moon comunications and they assure me they have broaderband net and mobile connection with special deal for 1st 3 months then 21.99/mth after what a bargain?

the sea of tranquility is very beautiful, indeed cousin lignar always love to tell us about how much he swin and water ski there


who will make first bid for beautiful moon in sky?

eiffel tower for sale - on oh vEy BAY!

madam yenta have great news for all. just today french govt contact me and give me contract to sell Eiffel Tower on




LOOKEY LOOKEY! this world famous attraction could be in your own garden



lookey lookey at beautiful views from Eiffel tower




I will throw these beautiful views in as extra so you can see them when you put tower in your own garden


you will need to send shekles to madam yentas own banking scheme



This is Poisson the bossy little man who bought it from me first many years ago





he took it really really bad when he found out the er contract wasnt fully legal due to some small print

he started to blame jews for everything, blame gypsies, blame everyone! oh vey! he got a gang together and invaded france demanding tower back he went on a terrible terrible rampage because of being trolled over tower.

he really was the king of butthurt

now you too can own this big metal piece of history


lookey lookey - many happy owners all over world of eiffel tower




including Romania



just think you could be coolest people in your own 'hood by having eiffel tower just beside your house

make bids now, dont be slow!!!


who will make offer for this once in lifetime deal?

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