The Final Frontier.
These are the voyages of the starship Gelterprise.
It's continuing mission: To explore strange new worlds...
To seek out new life, and new civilizations...
To Boldly Go Where No Jew Has Gone Before and lend money to aliens.
Sunday, 18 April 2010
star drek
Space:
The Final Frontier.
These are the voyages of the starship Gelterprise.
It's continuing mission: To explore strange new worlds...
To seek out new life, and new civilizations...
To Boldly Go Where No Jew Has Gone Before and lend money to aliens.
The Final Frontier.
These are the voyages of the starship Gelterprise.
It's continuing mission: To explore strange new worlds...
To seek out new life, and new civilizations...
To Boldly Go Where No Jew Has Gone Before and lend money to aliens.
moon for sale -on oh vEy bay
after all these years my cousin Lignar, the owner of the moon has decided to sell it 
cousin Lignar visit the moon and plant flag of jewish gypsy there first. long long before american man try to claim it, such chutzpah!
LOOKEY LOOKEY! here is all the proof you need 
so therefore he own moon and now want to sell it via yenta on oh vEy bay
this is best real estate potentail ever and be surest investment for lucky owner
SPECIAL OFFER!!!!
for 3 days only, buy 1 moon get box of matzos for HALF PRICE
yes you read it right
thats HALF PRICE!
offer only available to lucky new owner of moon in sky
i have a full moon and a half moon both for sale, obviously full moon is twice the price than half moon im keeping new moon until it worth more.
i have arrangement with someone called Houston who specialise in moon comunications and they assure me they have broaderband net and mobile connection with special deal for 1st 3 months then 21.99/mth after what a bargain?
the sea of tranquility is very beautiful, indeed cousin lignar always love to tell us about how much he swin and water ski there
who will make first bid for beautiful moon in sky?
cousin Lignar visit the moon and plant flag of jewish gypsy there first. long long before american man try to claim it, such chutzpah!
LOOKEY LOOKEY! here is all the proof you need 
so therefore he own moon and now want to sell it via yenta on oh vEy bay
this is best real estate potentail ever and be surest investment for lucky owner
SPECIAL OFFER!!!!
for 3 days only, buy 1 moon get box of matzos for HALF PRICE
yes you read it right
thats HALF PRICE!offer only available to lucky new owner of moon in sky
i have a full moon and a half moon both for sale, obviously full moon is twice the price than half moon
im keeping new moon until it worth more.i have arrangement with someone called Houston who specialise in moon comunications and they assure me they have broaderband net and mobile connection with special deal for 1st 3 months then 21.99/mth after
what a bargain?the sea of tranquility is very beautiful, indeed cousin lignar always love to tell us about how much he swin and water ski there
who will make first bid for beautiful moon in sky?
eiffel tower for sale - on oh vEy BAY!
madam yenta have great news for all. just today french govt contact me and give me contract to sell Eiffel Tower on
LOOKEY LOOKEY! this world famous attraction could be in your own garden
lookey lookey at beautiful views from Eiffel tower
I will throw these beautiful views in as extra so you can see them when you put tower in your own garden
you will need to send shekles to madam yentas own banking scheme
This is Poisson the bossy little man who bought it from me first many years ago
he took it really really bad when he found out the er contract wasnt fully legal due to some small print
he started to blame jews for everything, blame gypsies, blame everyone! oh vey! he got a gang together and invaded france demanding tower back
he went on a terrible terrible rampage because of being trolled over tower.
he really was the king of butthurt
now you too can own this big metal piece of history
lookey lookey - many happy owners all over world of eiffel tower
including Romania
just think you could be coolest people in your own 'hood by having eiffel tower just beside your house
make bids now, dont be slow!!!
who will make offer for this once in lifetime deal?
LOOKEY LOOKEY!
this world famous attraction could be in your own garden lookey lookey at beautiful views from Eiffel tower
I will throw these beautiful views in as extra so you can see them when you put tower in your own garden
you will need to send shekles to madam yentas own banking scheme
This is Poisson the bossy little man who bought it from me first many years ago
he took it really really bad when he found out the er contract wasnt fully legal due to some small print
he started to blame jews for everything, blame gypsies, blame everyone! oh vey! he got a gang together and invaded france demanding tower back
he went on a terrible terrible rampage because of being trolled over tower.he really was the king of butthurt
now you too can own this big metal piece of history
lookey lookey - many happy owners all over world of eiffel tower
including Romania
just think you could be coolest people in your own 'hood by having eiffel tower just beside your house
make bids now, dont be slow!!!
who will make offer for this once in lifetime deal?
Tuesday, 9 March 2010
who is this missing person?
I hope someone can help. Story all begin around last Halloween when this pretty girl come into madam yentas fortune telling booth. She very sad and confused, she say her boyfriend very mean, it bring tear to my eye 
So i feel sorry for her and give her food and shelter for all these long months until i can no longer afford to keep her. But she have heart of gold and promise to pay back every shekel to madam Yenta before she goes to live happily ever after.
Who would make kind offer of money so that nice girl keep her promise to the kind jewish gypsy who struggle look after her for so long long time?
she even give me her picture with a note written on it, LOOKEY LOOKEY!
and worse! poor beautiful girl is so distraught that she cannot keep heart sworn promise to madam yenta that SHE cut her OWN finger off so everyone can see she need money from someone, anyone very very soon.
So i feel sorry for her and give her food and shelter for all these long months until i can no longer afford to keep her. But she have heart of gold and promise to pay back every shekel to madam Yenta before she goes to live happily ever after.
Who would make kind offer of money so that nice girl keep her promise to the kind jewish gypsy who struggle look after her for so long long time?
she even give me her picture with a note written on it, LOOKEY LOOKEY!
and worse! poor beautiful girl is so distraught that she cannot keep heart sworn promise to madam yenta that SHE cut her OWN finger off so everyone can see she need money from someone, anyone very very soon.
Saturday, 6 March 2010
zebras for sale
Real genuine pedigree zebras for sale. Now you can make someone happiest person in world with a gift of a rare zebra. Thats right, this is great opportunity to be envy of everyone that know you with real life genuine zebra.
LOOKEY LOOKEY!
Madam Yenta now have valuable zebras for sale at best prices in whole world, only 20,000 each. Each zebra is fully trained on cousin Ganifs farm where they are bred. This also fantastic business opportunity to make fortune on beach as you will stand out from crowd of boring old donkeys.
Don't hesitate, contact Madam Yenta straight away to make sure you are unique owner of prized pedigree zebra.
LOOKEY LOOKEY!
Madam Yenta now have valuable zebras for sale at best prices in whole world, only 20,000 each. Each zebra is fully trained on cousin Ganifs farm where they are bred. This also fantastic business opportunity to make fortune on beach as you will stand out from crowd of boring old donkeys.Don't hesitate, contact Madam Yenta straight away to make sure you are unique owner of prized pedigree zebra.
Monday, 15 February 2010
madam yentas prestige car taxis
Madam Yentas Prestige Cars is a well established, professional taxi service based all over europe. Our clean, smoking taxis provide a reliable, friendly service to transport you in comfort.
We will provide transport to or from any Home, Airport, railway station, office or shopping centre. We have suited drivers all with advanced driving skills with excellent working knowledge of Romania and all European Countries.
All our cars are fitted with the highest specification, including leather interior and Air Conditioning. They are regularly maintained to keep them up to the required standard.
All of our vehicles & drivers are licensed by the Royal Borough of Bucharest This includes a criminal records disclosure to ascertain whether they have a clean record.
Here is selection of our best vehicles.....
enjoy guided tour of any European city in our air conditioned taxis
Stop for best quality romanian food cooked to your liking
or enjoy the new drive thru american fast food chain
or take time and enjoy leisurely tour in with personnel rickshaw service
or enjoy best quality in country with tour in presidential car
(that is president waving)
with romanian secret service car following. Or just join them to leisurely smoke
Go for shopping trip in romanias newest hypermarket
we have beautiful woman to marry
for those with less rupples to spend we have budget cabs front seat only - with extra special deal for people who want visit farmers market
also we have modern 5 star hotels all rooms have satellite tv and en-suite bathrooms
for those who like rustic lifestyle we have quaint country cottages, again satellite and modern amenities are available
for men who like a bit of hanky panky on visit we have
please speak to parents on bench if wish to purchase girl as wife
We will provide transport to or from any Home, Airport, railway station, office or shopping centre. We have suited drivers all with advanced driving skills with excellent working knowledge of Romania and all European Countries.
All our cars are fitted with the highest specification, including leather interior and Air Conditioning. They are regularly maintained to keep them up to the required standard.
All of our vehicles & drivers are licensed by the Royal Borough of Bucharest This includes a criminal records disclosure to ascertain whether they have a clean record.
Here is selection of our best vehicles.....
enjoy guided tour of any European city in our air conditioned taxis
Stop for best quality romanian food cooked to your liking
or enjoy the new drive thru american fast food chain
or take time and enjoy leisurely tour in with personnel rickshaw service
or enjoy best quality in country with tour in presidential car
(that is president waving)
with romanian secret service car following. Or just join them to leisurely smoke
Go for shopping trip in romanias newest hypermarket
we have beautiful woman to marry
for those with less rupples to spend we have budget cabs front seat only - with extra special deal for people who want visit farmers market
also we have modern 5 star hotels all rooms have satellite tv and en-suite bathrooms
for those who like rustic lifestyle we have quaint country cottages, again satellite and modern amenities are available
for men who like a bit of hanky panky on visit we have
LIVE SEX SHOW
please speak to parents on bench if wish to purchase girl as wife
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